Let’s talk about the problems this happy go lucky relationship is facing in the era of mainstream, enlightenment, globalisation, cross border social inter-actions.
So gone are the days when it was believed that ‘A single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife’. But the lush blush and curvy eyes of opposite gender, provided that she is a daughter of some utopian king named xyz. It’s always an attractive attraction despite all the gender biasness excluding the third gender. It is for this strategic reason for why men believe so. Close mouthly speaking, the ratio of increasing population and specially of new born is not only letting gynecologists rich to richer, it also shows that marriage is still an institution, rather a great institution for which we are not ready yet but are practicing it as if it is going to transform our fate into the garb of social prophecy’ A prophecy which is always reminded by the marriage bureau ladies, having huge social linkages.
According to the time tested experiences of our respected elders whose wives are suffering through some trust deficit on their male counterparts, bachelors are always like a patient on death bed waiting for a divine medicine in order to have life once again. Let’s talk about the problems this happy go lucky relationship is facing in the era of mainstream, enlightenment, globalisation, cross border social inter-actions. In an era where all the ladies are same except the perfume they wear’ As far as the both sides of picture is concerned, Mr Zuggu and Mrs Ziggy are still head over heels in love with each other, including the fact that most of the time Mrs Ziggy’s heels are on Mr Zuggu’s head.. (lucky Mr Zuggu). But there is a breed of husband whose wives are suffering from the disease called shopaholic.and thus are swallowed by their hubbies again due to some strategic reasons ‘But this very disease is always endorsed and ignored before marriage again due to some strategic reasons’ may be in the deeper interest of both the families’ (Parties).
According to the time tested experiences of our respected elders whose wives are suffering through some trust deficit on their male counterparts, bachelors are always like a patient on death bed waiting for a divine medicine in order to have life once again.
Men are specie of habit, and the dilemma is it changes with the passage of time. But Mr Zuggu is an honest, yet deplorable husband. For, Mr. Zuggu offends his majesty one night like a knight and now he is called late Mr Zuggu. So, it is a golden practiced tip for all the Zuggus by the victims of marriage, prevalent like intricate species in our society that they should not mess up with forces of nature (wives). They should rather admit that marriage is an adventure like going on war. This very fact is also whole-heartedly acknowledged by those who miss the train of marriage in order to have a wifeless life. Although, the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret, one secret is to stop thinking about the secrets as catastrophe cannot be changed into a blessing in disguise.Shakespeare rightly said that the entire world is a stage, because every time I come across glimmering yet married couples, they pretend to be seasoned actors from ring to suffering. Most of men on the ground of their acting skills are awarded Oscar among their friends fraternity. alas their loves eternity. The zig zag of marital history shows that Mr Zuggu amd Mrs Ziggy is still an emblem of ecstatic marital relationship, because even after death, Mr Zuggus obedient eyes are still half shut for his majesty, the great Mrs. Ziggy. And Mr Ziggy still applies anti-wrinkles cream on her face, obviously to impress Mr. Zuggus soul as Mrs Ziggy is chaste and far from marital haste of second marriage as she read somewhere, Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I have heard that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but in a worst case scenarios like marriage (oops), both the husband and wife award life time achievement award to each other in a form of complaints with never ending ifs and buts.The clarions of their kids in the midnight usually made both the Mr and their Mrs to ponder over the key issues in order to sort out as to how, why and when they were caught in a snare which is not fair. Peer pressure? No human pressure? No Parents pressure? No social pressure? No’ Perhaps it was an inner pressure building up in the pressure cooker of fantasies. Unlike the bachelor fantasies, married male species fantasize all the women in their life except one and only Mr Ziggy of their lives. Their marriage stricken faces depicts only one single line: ‘It would have been a wonderful wedding had it not been mine. Though reality of marriage is bitter to swallow but till the world ends, the soul of Mr. Zuggu will run in the streets of Mrs Ziggys heart, confessing the unheard exotic truths which I am not allowed to mention here. One should be optimistic. To cap it all, I hereby confess to highness that people should not be mislead due to the most contradictory phrase of the world Happily married as you never know, well if you know what I mean?
By: Binfa Khan Orakzai
Jahangir's World Times First Comprehensive Magazine for students/teachers of competitive exams and general readers as well.
